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		<title>The Mom Test</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Mar 2008 01:24:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kathy</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[My mother-in-law sent this and it&#8217;s a short and sweet joke. Enjoy! &#8220;I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from her and I asked her not to do that. &#8216;Why?&#8217; my daughter [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>My mother-in-law sent this and it&#8217;s a short and sweet joke. Enjoy!</p>
<p>&#8220;I was out walking with my 4 year old daughter. She picked up something<br />
off the ground and started to put it in her mouth. I took the item away from<br />
her and I asked her not to do that. &#8216;Why?&#8217; my daughter asked. &#8216;Because<br />
it&#8217;s been on the ground, you don&#8217;t know where it&#8217;s been, it&#8217;s dirty, and<br />
probably has germs&#8217; I replied. At this point, my daughter looked at me<br />
with total admiration and asked, &#8216;Momma, how do you know all this stuff,<br />
you are so smart.&#8217; I was thinking quickly. &#8216;All moms know this stuff.<br />
It&#8217;s on the Mom Test. You have to know it, or they don&#8217;t let you be a Mom.&#8217;<br />
We walked along in silence for 2 or 3 minutes, but she was evidently<br />
pondering this new information.<br />
&#8216;OH&#8230;I get it!&#8217; she beamed, &#8216;So if you don&#8217;t pass the test you have to be the dad. &#8216;<br />
&#8216;Exactly&#8217; I replied back with a big smile on my face.&#8221;</p>
<p><img src="http://www.stat.rice.edu/~riedi/pictures/laughter.gif" align="left" height="309" width="291" /></p>
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